So my parents are about to head off on my dream holiday, touring round Canada seeing all the sights. My brother is in Ecuador, sighting seeing and animal watching. 90% of my friends are somewhere exotic, having the time of their living partying and travelling. And I’m stuck here, earning thrupence ha’penny (almost nothing) working really hard as basically a babysitter (officially a multi-activity leader but for three year olds). Since when was any of this fair? This is meant to be the best summer of my life and I am most definitely not enjoying it thus far.